Does the Certo method work? (Urgent)

[Jerry G]

I can drink enough to drown my cells, it still wont make me pass. Im joining the navy and im still nervous. if it was that easy i wouldnt be on this site

You don't seem to get how dilution works and how to use it to successfully pass a UA...

It ain't brain surgery...

[GloryDayReject]

Drinking a lot of fluids helps speed it up but i dont have that kind of time

[Jerry G]

Drinking a lot of fluids helps speed it up but i dont have that kind of time

That's not how it works...

[Burnt Toast]

Drinking a lot of fluids helps speed it up but i dont have that kind of time

Apparently youve failed to read and understand what Ive stated in my post above:

THC is fat-soluble and not water soluble, so you cannot wash THC from your fat cells like you can was dirt from a car. The purpose of drinking fluids is to dilute (thin out) the THCA concentration that is present in the bladder. The idea is to thin out the concentration enough for the urine sample to register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. You are not permanently ridding the body of THC. Dilution techniques (whether its with Pectin, magic detox drinks, etc) are only temporary - once the fluids consumed had all been urinated out, a "dirty" donor will resume testing positive for THC.

[GloryDayReject]

Okay then, ill drink a gallon of water and nothing else and take a piss test after peeing like 3 times. guaranteed Ill still fail

[Deige]

Okay then, ill drink a gallon of water and nothing else and take a piss test after peeing like 3 times. guaranteed Ill still fail

Why don't you just read the Dilution thread and follow the routine. It's really simple and you can take back the Detox drink and spend that money on weed.

[Jerry G]

Okay then, ill drink a gallon of water and nothing else and take a piss test after peeing like 3 times. guaranteed Ill still fail

You will probably fail with any dilution method...

You should substitute...

[GloryDayReject]

I'm going to try anything I can. I also heard they make shit that you use to clean out bongs and bowls, but you can drink it at your own risk. I just need to be clean in about 1-2 weeks. It fucken sucks

[Jerry G]

Really, in the time frame you have, you will fail no matter what you drink.

Just study up on substitution. Reports from several west coast states indicate that there may be issues with most synthetic urine on the market right now. You just need to obtain clean urine from a friend(male or female).

Several very knowlegable people are trying to help you. Do yourself a favor and let us.

[Jerry G]

On further thought, unless you are in Hawaii or Oregon, I'd be good using synthetic...