Does the Certo method work? (Urgent)

[Burnt Toast]

Okay then, ill drink a gallon of water and nothing else and take a piss test after peeing like 3 times. guaranteed Ill still fail

If thats truly the case, then you would fail if you drank a gallon of certo/water cocktail, considering that certo "works" because of the dilution factor.

I also heard they make shit that you use to clean out bongs and bowls, but you can drink it at your own risk.

There is no product that can rid the body of THC. Drug tests look at drug metabolites - not residues, especially the type of residues found in bowls and bongs. Two different pair of shoes dude.

As I stated earlier, only time and exercise can permanently rid the body of THC.

[GloryDayReject]

Well, fuck...
I have to pee in front of someone, theres no way I can even fake it

[anitajay]

Again for the gazillionth time, youve passed because youve diluted the THCA concentration in your bladder with all the fluids youve drank. The Certo, vinegar and niacin had nothing to do with you passing, so stop perpetuating the myth.

You can't keep saying that it was the water if we can't say that it was the certo. You keep saying that we have no scientific proof to prove the certo...but i think more people here have stories about certo working than only water.

[Burnt Toast]

You can't keep saying that it was the water if we can't say that it was the certo.

Care to explain why not?

This goes back to the question I had previously asked in this thread: What if youve painted your toenails purple before taking a U/A and passed? Would you sit there and illogically conclude that the painting of your toenails purple was responsible for passing and that everyone should start painting their toenails purple now?

You keep saying that we have no scientific proof to prove the certo...but i think more people here have stories about certo working than only water.

Keyword: stories. Nothing but anecdotes. To quote Rhizome: "Multiple pieces of anecdotal evidence do not equal scientific fact."

[webdox]

You can't keep saying that it was the water if we can't say that it was the certo. You keep saying that we have no scientific proof to prove the certo...but i think more people here have stories about certo working than only water.

You are 100% wrong. It HAS been proven that certo does not do what people claim it does and does NOTHING to help you pass a drug test regardless of whether you grasp that or not. If you care to use the search button you'll read why.

[braddaddy8100]

My understanding is that certo is a gel or a coagulant which draws out the THC in your bladder helping to thin in out. I am not sure if this is correct, anyone have any idea if this is correct and please don't call me stupid and ask me to think about what I just said.

[Burnt Toast]

My understanding is that certo is a gel or a coagulant which draws out the THC in your bladder helping to thin in out. I am not sure if this is correct, anyone have any idea if this is correct and please don't call me stupid and ask me to think about what I just said.

No, I won't call you any names because its against the rules to do so. But I will ask you to think about what youve just said. And give your understanding of the matter a little "going over".

Whats not occurring to your understanding is that the "thinning out" of the THCA concentration in the bladder is the result of the copius amounts of water/fluids consumed - which would be accomplished by itself without the certo thrown in the mix.

THCA metabolites are deposited in the bladder by the kidneys after being filtered from the bloodstream. So those claims of the certo "drawing out the THC" are not only ludicrously explained, but dont hold to not even a cup of water, or a pound of air.

Go back and re-read post #30.