The last one I have is the curious case of Submarine

His thread was Leary Biscuits: The REAL Test:

Original thread: just ate 4 "leary biscuits"

well after reading the responses to the above thread, and wondering, did this guy really die, I have decided to recreate (to the best of my ability) the exact same thing that the original guy ate.

so as of right now I too have just eaten 4 "leary biscuits". ill keep updating you guys about what I feel and if it ever hits. unlike others, I promise (you will have to take my word) that I am not going to disappear just to get some attention, if I die I really won't return, and if I just get really high for the rest of tonight and probably tomorrow, well I will return as well.

**plan on updating by the hour or maybe every half hour depending on what the effects are**

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!


Then later he posted this:

UPDATE 1
I am not dead but I feel like I am sinking into another dimensions. I have tunnel vision and I laid motionless on what seemed like a bed for much of the night

Then this:

UPDATE 1.1
just to clear things up. I think there is more to come. I can feel something inside of me. I am now remembering that I might have gone and eaten another leary biscuit while I was high. I really cant remember much. this is scary.




After that, there was nothing for a long time. Here is my post:

Submarine? This is Mission Control. Do you copy?

Submarine? Are you there, Submarine? Please report.

Hellooooooo? Can your hear me, Submarine? You've missed your scheduled check in.

Well, at least he got 1.1 posts before he disappeared. Most of them just say, "I'm gonna eat all my weed at once! I'll tell you how it was! Here I go! Fuck yeah! Woooohoooo!" Then silence....

Let us review the mission:

At 16:50, all systems are go for blast off. Mission commander Submarine reports:
Quote:
Originally Posted by submarine
as of right now I too have just eaten 4 "leary biscuits". ill keep updating you guys about what I feel and if it ever hits. unlike others, I promise (you will have to take my word) that I am not going to disappear just to get some attention, if I die I really won't return, and if I just get really high for the rest of tonight and probably tomorrow, well I will return as well.

**plan on updating by the hour or maybe every half hour depending on what the effects are**

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!


For the next 2.5 hours there are no reports, and concern on the ground mounts, but then at 19:27 a faint, scratchy, garbled transmission is received:

Quote:
Originally Posted by submarine
UPDATE 1
I am not dead but I feel like I am sinking into another dimensions. I have tunnel vision and I laid motionless on what seemed like a bed for much of the night


It's a confusing, but reassuring, message. Mission control rejoices!

However, two minutes later, at 19:29, it is followed by a chilling clarification:

Quote:
Originally Posted by submarine
UPDATE 1.1
just to clear things up. I think there is more to come. I can feel something inside of me. I am now remembering that I might have gone and eaten another leary biscuit while I was high. I really cant remember much. this is scary.


After "this is scary," there are no more transmissions, and all telemetry from the spacecraft is lost.

There is not enough information to decide conclusively, however Mission Control is currently operating under the assumption that our attempt to launch a Submarine into space met with catastrophe. Perhaps he exploded before reaching orbit. Or perhaps he burnt up on reentry. We may never know.

It is possible that he made it to another dimension and encountered a hostile alien life form, otherwise what are we to make of, "I can feel something inside of me"?

Or it is possible that Submarine survived the trip and has now joined Shamanic Hippie, Sparknote, Wonka and Jsn. We have a gallon of green dragon and six dozen Leary Biscuits if anyone would like to head up a rescue mission.



The interesting thing is that Submarine did check in later but he seemed to be "possessed" by some kind of alien. Strange posts ensued for some time afterward, but they are all lost now. The following day Submarine returned to normal, but he could not remember anything of his adventure. Even though he survived and returned, we never really learned anything about the "other side."