Keif Green Dragon

[dragonrider]

LOL you guys... I know my limits! I just want to reach the outer limits of them

Well, I sure hope so. We would miss you if you went into the other dimension. But if you do go, please say hello to the others from us.

[Purple Banana]

Will do! :jointsmile:

[dragonrider]

Hey, Purple Banana, I guess I could respond to your original question instead of just getting sidetracked with silly stories about the "Lost Ones." I'm sure you could make green dragon with Keif and it would work very well. But if I have a choice of different kinds of weed, I usually use my cooking techniques to improve the concetration and potency of THC in lower qualty bud and keep the good stuff for smoking. Last time I made it, I had a lot great bud so I used some for my GD, and it worked great. If you've got plenty of Keif, go ahead. If you only have a little Keif, but you have plenty of lower quality too, I would use the lower quality for your GD, and keep the Keif for smoking. That's my only advice. if you use the Keif, I think the techniques for extracting from Keif would be the same as for any other cannabis.

Good luck and tell us how it goes!

[dragonrider]

Coelho, I also saved some of my own posts in the threads about the ones who consumed massive amounts of weed. I'll see if I can find them and post them back here to maintain a permanent record and a warning for others.

[dragonrider]

Shamanic Hippie was the first one I heard of to consume massive quantities and then just disappear.

His thread was the Green Dragon Project:

I have been wanting to make green dragon for a long time and today I finally threw down the money and did it. I had read a lot of recipes and many of them quoted different amounts of weed per unit of alcohol and many of them also disagreed on the best way of preparation. I decided to use 1 ounce of bud in one 200ml bottle of everclear. most recipes call for a half ounce, but I wanted to make sure I was getting some strong stuff. I first ground up the pot and then put in a cup which was itself in a pan of boiling water to heat the weed (but not burn it) so as to convert much of the THCA to THC which dissolves better in alcohol and gets you more fucked up. I then poured out some of the everclear to make room for the pot. I poured the pot in and started shaking. I am planning on putting it in hot water in the sink and shaking it daily to help speed up the maturation. I am hoping that it will be ready to strain and consume on labor day.

After posting this, he never posted back! People kept asking him what happend, but there was only silence. After awhile people starting speculating what might have happend. Did he freak Out? Go crazy? Get arrested? Did he die?

Here's what I said:

Maybe if he drank it on Labor Day, he'll wake up some time around Memorial Day next year:

Shamanic Hippie: "Oh wow, manâ?¦I'm so hungry!"
Roommate: "Yo! Shamanic Hippie! Are you awake, dude? We thought you were dead there on the couch all this time. "
Shamanic Hippie: "Yeah... I drank this shit I made, and I was so high... How long was I knocked out anyway?"
Roommate: "Like nine months, dude!"
Shamanic Hippie: "Shit... I guess I'm gonna be late for work!"

[dragonrider]

Sparknote was the next one to go.

His thread was I just ate 4 bowls of dank:

I just made 4 "firecrackers". Peanut butter and some nice dank in between two saltine crackers. Each firecracker had ~1 large bowl worth, probably totaling to a little over a gram of dank.

Is this enough to get me high? I usually smoke 1 bowl of dank per day regularly.

PS The procedure was:

Spread the PB, sprinkle the dank, pop in the micro for 10 seconds, cook in oven at 320 degrees for 22 minutes wrapped in aluminum foil, take out and put in micro again for 10 seconds, eat. I used natural peanut butter as well, and one I added some olive oil.


He started to post a few thngs about how high he was getting, and then silence. Again everyone asked what happened, but there was no answer. So people started to speculate again. Coelho wondered if maybe they went into another dimension and if maybe they would meet up there.

Here is what my answer was to that:

I bet they do meet up...

Sparknote: Oh wow, man. Where the hell am I?
Shamanic Hippie: I'm not sure, but judging from all the munchkins and flying monkeys, I think weâ??re somewhere over the rainbow.
Sparknote: How did we get here?
Shamanic Hippie: I drank a bottle of green dragon, and I've been here ever since. Everyone said I was crazy and told me not to do it. What did you do?
Sparknote: I ate four bowls of dank...started to post the results on canncom, and then I was here. Do you think anyone will notice we're gone?
Shamanic Hippie: Probably some jackass on canncom will make some joke about how we just disappeared after consuming massive quantities of weed. They'll probably just think we died.
Sparknote: Do you think anyone will come for us?
Shamanic Hippie: Eventually everyone from canncom will show up here. They'll pop in one-by-one, stoned out their minds.
Sparknote: How long do you think we'll be here?
Shamanic Hippie: Well, I've been here since Labor Day...
Sparknote: Shit, I hope someone feeds my cat...
Shamanic Hippie: Hey, did you bring anything to smoke...?

[dragonrider]

And then there was Wonka911.

His thread was just ate 4 "Leary biscuits":

I just took 4 Ritz crackers smeared a little butter on each and broke up about a gram (give or take) on each then put a little piece of cheese on top and mic'd em until the cheese was melted...they taste a lot like broccoli n cheese and I happen to hate that so it was kinda hard for me to get em down but I ate all 4...think ill feel anything in about hour?


Just like all the others, we never heard from him again, and everyone had to guess what happened. Some thought maybe he had called some kind of emergency services like that crazy cop who ate the brownies. By this point, Coelho was mentioning his list of people who had disappeared as a warning to others.

Here's my take on it:

His name is Wonka911. He probably called 911 and all he could say was, "Wonka."

911 Operator: "Sir, please state your emergency."
Wonka911: "Wonka, wonka, wonka..."
911 Operator: "Sir, I can't understand you. Could you speak more clearly?"
Wonka911: "Wonka... wonka..."
911 Operator: "Sir, are you having a real emergency, or is this a hoax?"
Wonka911: "Wonka..."
911 Operator: "Sir, are you high?"
Wonka911: "Wonka! Wonka! Wonka!"
911 Operator: "Sir, did you eat four Leary Biscuits?"
Wonka911: "WONKA! WONKA!"
911 Operator: "Sir, just chill and put on some music. Have some water and a snack. You probably won't die."



People refused to give up, but after two more days we still hadn't heard back:

It's been two days, so I think he's gone.

Let us have a moment of silence for this young adventurer who paid the ultimate sacrifice to push the barriers of what is possible.

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And now, let the bongs toll...

Bong!
Bong!
Bong!
Bong!
Bong!

Godspeed wonka!

[dragonrider]

Next came Jsn9333.

His thread was called Ever Ingested Very Large Amounts of Weed?:

I've got some green dragon I made with everclear and trainwreck. I'd say the amount of weed in it is probably 8x what I would normally smoke to get stoned out of my mind. 16x what I'd normally smoke to just get a little buzzed. I planned on taking about a fourth of the green dragon to test its strength. But now I figure, why not just down it all and see what happens. It's impossible to overdose, practically, so why not?

So I've always wanted to do a solo winter backpacking trip for a few days. There's just something so spiritual about it. I'm a people person, but once in a while I love the absolute solitude the woods in winter provides. Just me and God. I've got all the cold weather gear and all that shit. I seriously might take this out with me and down it all. That could only increase the spirituality of the whole experience, I'd think. My last final exam is Dec. 13th... then I've got a nice break from school.

Let's say I go find a nice private spot out in the mountains of N.C., backpack in for a day, then drink the mixture and smoke a nice 'J' while it kicks in :-). What's the worst that can happen? I can't overdose. I guess I could get lost. But I'd have all my gear, so worst case is I just find my way out with my compass after I sober up. I guess the worst thing is that I'd loose my gear. That would be bad. Is it possible to get that stoned though?

Anyone ever ingested extremely large amounts of weed? The stories I've heard of things going wrong is always because the person calls the police or EMS b/c they're stupid and think its possible to overdose. I know that's not possible. Plus I wouldn't be able to call EMS if I wanted too. ;-)

Maybe I'll invite my cousin along just to have someone else there... but what an experience it'd be to be out in the middle of nowhere, just me and God, blazed out of my mind...



This time there were a lot of people who chimed in to warn him not to do it. Other adventurers had been warned before, but it was always too late. This time there was some discussion back and forth and some advice not to go into the snow and freak out. And Coelho brought up his list again.

But still, we were left with the impression that he had gone ahead and tried it, and we never heard from him again. And again people speculated that he had died.

I didn't think he had died:

Coelho's list is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on canncom. It's such a long-running joke now, but every month or so it seems you get another one to add. Some one posts something like, "Hey, I'm gonna eat all this ridiculous amount of weed and post back!" Then everyone says, "NOOOOOOO! Don't do it!" But it's as if it is too late and you never hear from them again! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I don't think they actually die, but they travel to another world which is much like an afterlife:

After posting their "Here I go!" message and eating all their weed, they begin to get a buzz.

They get totally baked.

Then even more high!

Ooops! Just a little bit too high!

Then they start to get a bit scared about what will come next!

Their bodies start to tingle, and the feel like they are being pulled and twisted in all different directions! Flipping over and over, and spinning in circles, until finally wrenching loose from their physical bodies and floating free in space!

Then everything becomes peaceful, and they hover there above their physical bodies. Watching themselves lay there on the carpet, surrounded by bongs, beer bottles, and empty Doritos bags. Able to see the whole room and think, "Man, this place is a freakin' mess!" And then thinking, "We'll at least I'm not laying in a snow bank!"

Slowly the room fades away and they are surrounded by darkness, but they are not afraid. A light shines in the darkness ahead. It glows brighter and brighter, and it seems to come closer. They feel a warmth from the light. A voice says, "Go into the light," and they feel themselves being drawn into it.

As it becomes brighter, they see that they are surrounded by smiling people. Is it their beloved grandparents who passed away years before? Could it be their favorite aunt that they haven't seen since they were small? Is it Abraham Lincoln and Plato and all the famous people of History?

No! It is Shamanic Hippie! And Sparknote! And Wonka911!!! All the previous canncom members who went off into the other dimension so long ago!!!!

They just smile and say "Welcome! We have so much to show you!" And they take them by the hand and lead them off into the mythical weed forest...

[dragonrider]

The last one I have is the curious case of Submarine

His thread was Leary Biscuits: The REAL Test:

Original thread: just ate 4 "leary biscuits"

well after reading the responses to the above thread, and wondering, did this guy really die, I have decided to recreate (to the best of my ability) the exact same thing that the original guy ate.

so as of right now I too have just eaten 4 "leary biscuits". ill keep updating you guys about what I feel and if it ever hits. unlike others, I promise (you will have to take my word) that I am not going to disappear just to get some attention, if I die I really won't return, and if I just get really high for the rest of tonight and probably tomorrow, well I will return as well.

**plan on updating by the hour or maybe every half hour depending on what the effects are**

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!


Then later he posted this:

UPDATE 1
I am not dead but I feel like I am sinking into another dimensions. I have tunnel vision and I laid motionless on what seemed like a bed for much of the night

Then this:

UPDATE 1.1
just to clear things up. I think there is more to come. I can feel something inside of me. I am now remembering that I might have gone and eaten another leary biscuit while I was high. I really cant remember much. this is scary.




After that, there was nothing for a long time. Here is my post:

Submarine? This is Mission Control. Do you copy?

Submarine? Are you there, Submarine? Please report.

Hellooooooo? Can your hear me, Submarine? You've missed your scheduled check in.

Well, at least he got 1.1 posts before he disappeared. Most of them just say, "I'm gonna eat all my weed at once! I'll tell you how it was! Here I go! Fuck yeah! Woooohoooo!" Then silence....

Let us review the mission:

At 16:50, all systems are go for blast off. Mission commander Submarine reports:

Quote:
Originally Posted by submarine
as of right now I too have just eaten 4 "leary biscuits". ill keep updating you guys about what I feel and if it ever hits. unlike others, I promise (you will have to take my word) that I am not going to disappear just to get some attention, if I die I really won't return, and if I just get really high for the rest of tonight and probably tomorrow, well I will return as well.

**plan on updating by the hour or maybe every half hour depending on what the effects are**

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!

For the next 2.5 hours there are no reports, and concern on the ground mounts, but then at 19:27 a faint, scratchy, garbled transmission is received:

Quote:
Originally Posted by submarine
UPDATE 1
I am not dead but I feel like I am sinking into another dimensions. I have tunnel vision and I laid motionless on what seemed like a bed for much of the night

It's a confusing, but reassuring, message. Mission control rejoices!

However, two minutes later, at 19:29, it is followed by a chilling clarification:

Quote:
Originally Posted by submarine
UPDATE 1.1
just to clear things up. I think there is more to come. I can feel something inside of me. I am now remembering that I might have gone and eaten another leary biscuit while I was high. I really cant remember much. this is scary.

After "this is scary," there are no more transmissions, and all telemetry from the spacecraft is lost.

There is not enough information to decide conclusively, however Mission Control is currently operating under the assumption that our attempt to launch a Submarine into space met with catastrophe. Perhaps he exploded before reaching orbit. Or perhaps he burnt up on reentry. We may never know.

It is possible that he made it to another dimension and encountered a hostile alien life form, otherwise what are we to make of, "I can feel something inside of me"?

Or it is possible that Submarine survived the trip and has now joined Shamanic Hippie, Sparknote, Wonka and Jsn. We have a gallon of green dragon and six dozen Leary Biscuits if anyone would like to head up a rescue mission.



The interesting thing is that Submarine did check in later but he seemed to be "possessed" by some kind of alien. Strange posts ensued for some time afterward, but they are all lost now. The following day Submarine returned to normal, but he could not remember anything of his adventure. Even though he survived and returned, we never really learned anything about the "other side."

[Purple Banana]

You have waaaaaaaaaaay too much time, dragonrider.

I assure you, I know my limits, and I WILL come back to the boards.

I will be in a safe, familiar, and comfortable environment with a good friend.