Quote Originally Posted by Purple Banana
You have waaaaaaaaaaay too much time, dragonrider.
Well, you are absolutely correct about that. I have way waaaaaay WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on my hands. My problem is that I can pretty much choose how to spend my time right now, and I end up choosing to spend too mcuh of it here. But that's probably an OK problem to have, I suppose.

Sorry about the thread hijack, but I had saved some of these stories before the forums they were in closed, and I wanted to post them back here again. Too bad the whole threads were lost, because they are a lot funnier and more instructive when they have the whole context. Oh well. Nothing is permanent on these crazy internets, is it?

We will now return to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress: Keif Green Dragon