Republicans:

1. John McCain (I'll take him over Romney or Huckabee)
2. Rudy Giuliani (Fight the marijuana and keep poppin' the oxycontin Rudy! You know what's safest for us).
3. Mitt Romney (Pffft, "Mitt"'s not even a real name.... or maybe for sleezy salesmen it is)


Democrats:

1. Hillary Clinton (God help us all, I think she's going to win).
2. John Edwards (Due for his first second placement methinks)
3. Barack Obama (wish he would win, but I'm not holding my breath).