Ear Candles?

[NextLineIsMine]

One of the dangers of using ear candles is that it not only sucks the wax out of your ears, but it also takes a little bit of brain each time.

Youre just rattling off the one liners in this thread, rep for the effort!

[dragonrider]

I had an earache one time when I used to swim laps frequently. The doctor decided I needed to have some excess earwax removed, so he had the medical asistant flush my ears. She was an incredibly beautiful young woman with a curvaceous buxom figure. She had lovely, smooth, brown skin and she smelled wonderful. She used a bulb syringe to gently flush my ears with some kind of warm water and peroxide mixture. She was sort of pressed up against me the whole time. She cradled my head with one hand, while with the other, she gently flushed my ear with warm bubbly liquid. The warmth would rush into my ear and then begin to foam and tickle inside my ear canal. Then, when it was almost too much to take anymore, there was a cleansing sensation of relief when the liquid drained back out. She repeated the process many times while murmuring soothing words of comfort the entire time. I found the experience to be very "earotic."

[bentleygtgirl]

damn well we fucked up. we got all high and my roomate didnt know what to do, we lit it straight up on fire and then an ash fell onto the ground and burnt the carpet. lol. we only did half of one because the room felt haunted and all like creepy voodoo. haha

[dragonrider]

Well, I'm glad to hear back from you, and I'm glad no one had to do the "drop-and-roll" maneuver!