Sigh... False positive UA

[Zyclone]

some bull.. I dropped my UA over a month ago and my diversion officier JUST now got back to me. He said I had NO trace of marijuana in my system but now have to drop another UA cuz apparently it was to "diluted"... Such bull. I ofc have been smokin and now he tells me I have to drop a UA on friday..

What a dick.. I know hes out to get me. So what do i do? I did everything right last time but had the aid of a NY GNC Strip or w/e.. My friend passed on just pure niacin and hella water...

Ok so my UA is in 3 days (Friday) .. I have been smoking like daily.

Im really fit though, high metabolism.

Help ~_~

Zyclone Reviewed by Zyclone on 01-16-2008. Sigh... False positive UA some bull.. I dropped my UA over a month ago and my diversion officier JUST now got back to me. He said I had NO trace of marijuana in my system but now have to drop another UA cuz apparently it was to "diluted"... Such bull. I ofc have been smokin and now he tells me I have to drop a UA on friday.. What a dick.. I know hes out to get me. So what do i do? I did everything right last time but had the aid of a NY GNC Strip or w/e.. My friend passed on just pure niacin and hella water... Ok Rating: 5

[testingsux]

Sorry to hear about your test. Did you follow the dilution method listed in the sticky? Did you do the creatine loading and use sports drinks, salt, rolaids? Did you just use water? Can you better decribe the diution method you used? I wouldn't waste any more money on "strip" or "clense" products. Go buy some home testing strips, stop smoking and practice the diution method listed in the sticky but don't use just water...Gatoraid or the like is better. Search for posts with salt and/or rolaids as they can be used to raise specific gravity. Instead of buying more detox products, go to GNC tomorrow and buy creatine supplements but I wouldn't put it off as it takes some time to metabolize.

[FakeBoobsRule]

He said I had NO trace of marijuana in my system but now have to drop another UA cuz apparently it was to "diluted"... Such bull. I ofc have been smokin and now he tells me I have to drop a UA on friday..

What a dick.. I know hes out to get me.

A false positive is not the same as a diluted sample

So what do i do? I have been smoking like daily.

If you don't want a record, have to do jail or prison time, report to a probation officer for the rest of your life, get bad job, resgister with the state, or enjoy gang rapes in the shower, then here's what you do:

Stop smoking like daily.

All bets are off when it comes to probation testing. Dilution is not 100% and subbing can result in huge penalities because they can observe.

[Zyclone]

The problem is.. It was diluted to much..

i was JUST drinking water.. Now i have gatorade tho so i mite start drinking that hella. AKA my creatine level has to be LOW.

[testingsux]

The problem is.. It was diluted to much..

i was JUST drinking water.. Now i have gatorade tho so i mite start drinking that hella. AKA my creatine level has to be LOW.

I'm stepping on FBR's territory but your sample was too diluted because you drank "hella" amounts of water. Read the dilution sticky...then read it again. It's not about "hella" amounts of liquids...it's about drinking measured amounts...as described in the sticky.