Need advice on which girl to go after

[Ganj]

This is a completely unscientific and worthless answer, but I've always found girls who are named Kim to be very well worth dating.

Also, Margaret, Brittany, Louise, Jennifer-oh she's a good one! They're all worth dating if you can squeeze-in between their legs long enough to make them fall in love with you.

[beachguy in thongs]

Talk to them on the phone. If you close your eyes, go with the one who doesn't pierce your brain.

[Ganj]

Talk to them on the phone. If you close your eyes, go with the one who doesn't pierce your brain.

Good point, beachguy. And yes, above all else do not go with the one whose voice reminds you of those nasally sounding, pop-culture rockers.