Quote Originally Posted by The Gnome
He is on antibiotics. I'm going to give him the cookie and tell him to drink milk and water when he feels better(high). I suppose it will be a temporary, awesome relapse from the misery.



If he dies I'll just blame you.
That's okay.

One time, I was sick and taking an antibiotic for a week, then a couple of friend's came over and smoked a blunt with me. I left them in my bedroom, went to the couch, and, called a girl. I was curling my hair and fidgeting with my feet, when I said, "I have to let you go!"

My mother was out at a bar (this was a while ago) when she received a phone call from me. I was freaking out and she told me to calm down.

His heart will race for several minutes, so stay with him. One time, I smoked on top of experimental epileptic medication and a muscle relaxer, then thought that I had found the secret to the disappearance of the Mayans.