Come on. "Iron my shirt?" Is that the best they can come up with? From what I see on COPS, guys like this usually don't even wear shirts. How about, "Make me a chicken pot pie?" A chicken pot pie is something everyone can enjoy, while a nice crisp shirt is generally wasted on most people.

But seriously, it sounds like a couple ignorant boobs who are their own worst advocates. Don't they know how stupid it makes them look?