-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this

You never know one day, its count dracula cereal for breakfast and drinking blood for lunch???? I wonder which one is bad??? I suppose its just the haveing a ham shank before tea thats the problem...
This cant be for real
If it is true the "local mental health center" needs closeing they get "money for nothing and there chicks for free".....oh shock horror thats a rock song I must be a goth..