-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.


Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates



I dont know any teens who dont do every one of those. WTF if your kid is a gay count chocula eater who wears black clothes get him to a church right now? Kind of funny that the oldest religion on earth <hinduism> is a cult to these people. I call jesus worship a cult, and it fucks up way more people than wicca. Since when is Philosophy a religion anyway? Thnak god my parents never listened to these crazies when i was a kid. You know somewhere in america right now some kid is getting sent to a goth boot camp by his crazy fundie parents, just because of this list.