-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. According to this list, every single normal teenager in the entire world is a goth and needs to be brainwashed... LOL