-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

wow the pain is a way to detract from the light of god and his love, more like to let out the pain dumbasses! lol sry that mad me laugh

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

wow wtf? ghost did u add this urself? cuz WOW!