what a load of bull

[az666]

shit dude hahahahaha what a load of shit
at sum point in my life i have done all of thoses things except

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.


There are 4 things on that list that i havent done.
Oh dear looks like im going to hell....(snigger)

az666 Reviewed by az666 on 02-14-2005. what a load of bull A Warning From St Mary's Catholic Church "If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental Rating: 5

[Looker]

Hey Clmbing High nice avatar...

[Buck268]

I'd say I'm anything but goth, but so many of those apply to me Fuck man, I've said it before and I'll say it again; the church as an establishment is not what they claim to be

[ermitonto]

In case you want to flame the people who made this crap, or reform your Satanic TV-liking sex-fantasizing Internet-using Count-Chocula-eating ways, here's their contact info:

http://www.stmaryschurch.org/contact.asp

[sawleaf]

Damn never knew there were so many undercover Goths!

[Encatuse]

Follows cult like religions like... philosophy and buddhism.

LOL

[kevy cola]

Follows cult like religions like... philosophy and buddhism.

LOL

lol, No shit, since when is Buddishm a cult. From what I can tell buddists are some of the most peacful people in the world. IMO the church has lost it's usefulness in modern society and I beleive that within the next 50 years it will begin disapear

[ermitonto]

You guys have got it all wrong. Last semester, I was taking this philosophy course and the teacher made us shave our heads and dress in white togas. Every day we would chant to our Great Teacher and on the last day of class we all had to drink poison Kool-Aid but I didn't drink mine. Beware those crazy philosophers!

[GHoSToKeR]

hahaha ermitonto, you never fail to make me laugh.. well, you do occasionally, but on those occasionas i just look at a picture of a clown slipping on a banana, and the laughs come back

[Not Enough Herb]

this has to be a joke lol

guess im going to hell cuz basically cuz im a lot of things on that list. see u guys on in hell.

i think st.mary's church needs to smoke a joint and just chill

ppl r so fucked. guys look im eating cereal witha cartoon vampire on it. ALL HAIL SATAN

ugh

later