what a load of bull

[GHoSToKeR]

A Warning From St Mary's Catholic Church

"If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:


-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social
genres of music (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church"

GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on 02-13-2005. what a load of bull A Warning From St Mary's Catholic Church "If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental Rating: 5

[kyle]

im everything but homo, even got nail polish,love manson,led zepplin,doors t shirts, umm i dont beleive in christianity fisrt and foremost and i could go on and on but i wont, btw i got a buncha punk bracelets and yeah

[gothicblood]

thats so funny but a load of bullshit lol.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

So let me get this str8 man, when my kid IS suicidal theres something wrong??!!
God Bless you St. Mary's

[Climbing High]

i really hope that was a joke, if it wasn't...
this world is FUCKED UP

[Syrus]

"Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism."


HA HA HA HA buddhism, thast clasic.

Anyway, i fall into a large amount of those categorie, and im dam proud of it!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

im proud of it too..

lmao @ saying philosophy and science are dangerous lol

[F L E S H]

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

That has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. According to this list, every single normal teenager in the entire world is a goth and needs to be brainwashed... LOL

[whaddaphuck]

thats some funny shit!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

wow the pain is a way to detract from the light of god and his love, more like to let out the pain dumbasses! lol sry that mad me laugh

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

wow wtf? ghost did u add this urself? cuz WOW!