I'm going to re-edit this whole story complete with prologue and fantasy ending:

Sat around house cuz everyones gone and no ones around and no money what so ever....no pot to cure boredom...only my fucked up mind to occupy me.....

So I gathered up some change....no other source of money...
brought them to the change machine....cashed them in for 4 bucks...
brought the 4 bucks to the slots...

Down to my last dollar, and my last cigarette....which was my lucky cigarette....(the one u flip upside down when u open the pack)....roamed around til i found someone with a light...sparked it and turned to "the machine"

Put the dollar in a dollar machine and won 5...from that 5 i went to the quarter machines and won 5 more...went and bought myself a dimebag

tonights decent

Then i found one more buck in my couch and went back to the slots.

My last dollar turned into 5, that turned into 100, that turned into 1000$ and I got fucking wasted and puked all over the place and got arrested and used all my money for bail money.

man.....1000 dollars is super fortunate....I was fortunate tonight, and im at the right state of mind to accept my gift with grattitude....i got high off of some loose change tonight

There, that's my director's cut of this story. If you want any better than that, you'll have to give me better material to work with.