"alright son put 'er in gear and ease on the gas"

"meth labs? chyea totally could not do that in real life"

"30 yard penalty"

"it was a mistake sweetie you know i love you and only you"

blah blah blah blah *spark* blah *spark* blah blah me look fat? "of course honey"

"how many do you think it'll take?"