'Dude trust me i know what im doing, I've seen Die Hard like 20 times!'


Also when Phill Lynott (Thin Lizzy) was on his death bed the nurse came up to him and said:

nurse: 'do you have any last requests'

Phil 'yer, could you wank me of luv'

not sure if this is true. saw it on a tv programme about him...still pretty funny though