Quote Originally Posted by StickyfingahZ
I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.

I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.
My grandfather had a near death experience. He started floating up toward The Light, and the doctors revived him. When he came back he said, "Shit! What the hell did you do that for?"