"Don't worry, sir, I'm a professional..."


Also, I remember when I was like 13 and my friend and I were riding our bikes to a nearby mall when a car turned a corner without stopping at a stop sign. He hit my friend's back tire and he spun in a circle and didn't fall all the way. He got off his bike then tripped over it and hit his head on the concrete. Then said his famous quote before passing out: "I'm okay, he didn't hit me that hard."

It was hilarious.