Well damn, I done shot myself.
It's made of WHAT?
Do you think its poisonous?
Dude... hawaiian punch does NOT come in that kind of container...
OW! thats fucking sharp... I'm not sure what to do, but ill feel a lot better if I pull it out.
Did you remember to flick the syringe?
W-W-Whatre you gonna do with THAT?!?
[gurgle gurgle]

and my favorite:

H-Hey wait a second... that's my knife... when?... how did you?... [starts falling apart] GAAHHHHHHHHH!!
afro samurai