Famous LAST WORDS

[Mississippi Steve]

What do you mean I can't pay my Visa with my Master Card.

[Rock.Steady]

"no, i never did, but i read about it on the internet once":wtf:

:wtf:

[dragonrider]

"Don't worry, I'll catch you."

"I packed this parachute myself."

"If you step on it, we can beat this train."

"You turned off the circuit breaker, right?"

"Everyone be sure to try my wild mushroom soup."

"Hey, Tiimmy, wanna see my Dad's pistol?"

"You won't get pregnant as long as you're on top."

[Hennessy1414]

"blunt to my lips, lighter in my hand. Fuck it I'm ready to die."

[brainface]

"This is madness!"

[ishmael]

don't shoot at me,I'm a dentist!

[ishmael]

after drinking hemlock- "I drank what?"

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Pow! Right in the kisser!

YouTube - POW! Right in the kisser!

[GraziLovesMary]

"I thought "Cyanide" just meant it was generic!!"

"Damnit! Did that bullet get stuck in there?? Here let me look.."

"I believe I can flyyy....."

"I cant wait to try out my brand new 120v massaging floating pool lounge chair!"

"Meh... looks edible to me..."

"Condom!? She said she was a virgin!"

"DMZ?? Shit... whats that mean? Fuggit, lets go ask the locals for directions.."

"What?!?!? Fuck Grazi! Lets go kick his ass!"

Anything Bush says publicly.

"She gots AIDS? I dunno what thems are.. but I shore do like her boobies!!"

"Fuckin Ginny piece of shit..."

"I dont give a fuck if we ARE in Tokyo... FUCK YAKUZA!!"

"No... but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night..."

[OLDJIMMYBONES]

"Your tits don't feel as big as your sister's."

yea i cant help but to think this is prob the wrong thing to say, unless you like the couch