Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider
It's not your fault. It is a genetic disorder over which you have no control. It's a syndrome called SARJ (Sucks At Rolling Joints), and it is more common than you mght realize. Perhaps it would help if you joined a SARJ support group.

Or you could give up doing it by hand and get one of those little rolling machine devices that make perfect cigarette-size joints.
I had this very genetic disorder Dragonrider spoke of. I sucked at rolling all through college, and I still sucked at it last year, too. I got a roller in both instances, which helped a ton. Best $2.50 I ever invested. SARJ is a really frustating condition to have. . . .
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . Why do i suck so bad At rolling joints/spliffs/blunts, ive looked it up on the internet, watched videos, read paragraphs, memorized images, and even watch people in real life. Yet i still suck balls at it. Ive tried using one paper or two papers. My roaches are usually small and weak allowing weed and tobacco to seep through. Then i try making a bigger beefier roach but to no avail it just ends up becoming a tight tube of paper that allows no air to pass through. Then when i try to physically roll the paper around Rating: 5