Why do i suck so bad

[kms brown]

At rolling joints/spliffs/blunts, ive looked it up on the internet, watched videos, read paragraphs, memorized images, and even watch people in real life. Yet i still suck balls at it. Ive tried using one paper or two papers. My roaches are usually small and weak allowing weed and tobacco to seep through. Then i try making a bigger beefier roach but to no avail it just ends up becoming a tight tube of paper that allows no air to pass through. Then when i try to physically roll the paper around the tobacco and weed it never rolls a perfect tube or cone, its never tight and always ends up falling apart when i smoke it. Am i using too much weed/tobacco? or should i just quit and stick to a pipe. I love papers soo much tough. Can i buy pre-made and reasonably sized papers? reasonably meaning the size of a cig.

kms brown Reviewed by kms brown on 01-04-2008. Why do i suck so bad At rolling joints/spliffs/blunts, ive looked it up on the internet, watched videos, read paragraphs, memorized images, and even watch people in real life. Yet i still suck balls at it. Ive tried using one paper or two papers. My roaches are usually small and weak allowing weed and tobacco to seep through. Then i try making a bigger beefier roach but to no avail it just ends up becoming a tight tube of paper that allows no air to pass through. Then when i try to physically roll the paper around Rating: 5

[memoryburner]

if i were you, i would find and buy some clear papers...they are easier to roll with IMO

[ToDrunkToFish]

Just keep workin, dont try so hard. Mayby your too shaky? I dunno. But here's a good quote for you.

Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool! ...

I cant roll, so I dont. I stick with my glass =)

[Aristotle]

Don't know what to say, you might try and have someone else you know assist you. Other than that, there are pre-rolled cones just now being sold in most U.S. headshops and all over the place in Europe.. but the amount needed even for the smallest size of cone is nearly 1.5g.. a half 8th would be enough for a fat cone and a bowl pack.

[TX Girl]

Keep trying, you can do it!

Don't even bother with the roach thingies, probably just one more thing getting in your way.
and I think it is way easier to roll a big joint than a small one, so don't worry about the weed falling out, just put some corners in your paper, fill it up w green (a little less in the middle will keep it from lookin like a cheeto) and shimmy roll it up. use a pointy thing to poke any weed hanging out back in.

a friend of mine can't roll w/o using a dollar bill, her j's are beautiful. have u tried that?

[dragonrider]

It's not your fault. It is a genetic disorder over which you have no control. It's a syndrome called SARJ (Sucks At Rolling Joints), and it is more common than you mght realize. Perhaps it would help if you joined a SARJ support group.

Or you could give up doing it by hand and get one of those little rolling machine devices that make perfect cigarette-size joints.

[kms brown]

a friend of mine can't roll w/o using a dollar bill, her j's are beautiful. have u tried that?

I havent seen this method yet, how is it performed lol.

Or you could give up doing it by hand and get one of those little rolling machine devices that make perfect cigarette-size joints.

BAM! thats what im talking about. Most of those ive seen though are basically a empty cig. w/ a filter then it just packs in the tobaccer. I can do that lol. Are there others that just roll a joint? if so link please?

[memoryburner]

It's not your fault. It is a genetic disorder over which you have no control. It's a syndrome called SARJ (Sucks At Rolling Joints), and it is more common than you mght realize. Perhaps it would help if you joined a SARJ support group.

Or you could give up doing it by hand and get one of those little rolling machine devices that make perfect cigarette-size joints.

im sorry.....but i just have to put this in my sig :jointsmile:

[dragonrider]

BAM! thats what im talking about. Most of those ive seen though are basically a empty cig. w/ a filter then it just packs in the tobaccer. I can do that lol. Are there others that just roll a joint? if so link please?

I haven't rolled a joint in years, but this is kind of like what I used to use: Rolling machine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Mine was made by Zig-Zag and just used regular rolling papers. I never used any kind of filter or roach, but I guess you could. You just open the two rollers and put the weed in between the rollers. Close it up and roll it a few times to even it out. Start to feed in the paper. Roll it a bit more, and it perfectly wraps the paper around the weed. Right before the glue strip rolls in, you lick the strip and roll it in. Open up the roller and out pops a perfect cigarette-sized joint. I think the machines are actually made for people who self-roll cigarettes. It's called a "rolling machine" or a "roller." They don't cost very much.

[dragonrider]

im sorry.....but i just have to put this in my sig :jointsmile:

Ha ha! Glad you liked it!