Quote Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish
Cool im gona come nibble your food and poop on your fridge. Wonder what kinda trap youll have waiting for me. Im sneaky. But you can touch my skin. Im clean.
For you, I'm thinking maybe one of those net traps that hoist you up into a tree. I'll bait it with a loaded bong and a beer. You may be clean now, but you'll crap your pants when that trap goes off right in the middle of your bong hit!
dragonrider Reviewed by dragonrider on . Rat in the Kitchen! I killed a rat in the kitchen last night. Yesterday morning I found a bag of bread on top of the fridge that had been chewed into by a creature of some kind. Eating bread is one thing, but the creature had also pooped on top of the fridge, which is really just very rude. So I set up a mine field of a half dozen rat traps baited with the remaining bread last night. I was watching some news about the Iowa caucuses around midnight when I heard a big SNAP! I ran in to see what it was, and Rating: 5