Rat in the Kitchen!

[dragonrider]

Cool im gona come nibble your food and poop on your fridge. Wonder what kinda trap youll have waiting for me. Im sneaky. But you can touch my skin. Im clean.

For you, I'm thinking maybe one of those net traps that hoist you up into a tree. I'll bait it with a loaded bong and a beer. You may be clean now, but you'll crap your pants when that trap goes off right in the middle of your bong hit!