Quote Originally Posted by scagster
Well we for sure have the most annoying TV/radio/internet/GPS/whatever signals and waves coming from our country, so maybe that has something to do with it.
You're right! This is probably the reason!

Somewhere out in the vast reaches of space, an advanced alien civilization studies our broadcast signals when all of a sudden, "Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head On! Apply directly to the forehead! Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!"

"That's it!" the alien says. "I've had enough of this crap! Let's go there and stick some probes up their butts!"