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[Belleza]

then i tried to kill some fag with a small pocket knife but...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

the stripper said NO thats my husband you cant do that!, until....

[Belleza]

i slashed the mutherfukers throat and chopped off her fake tities!! after that i found a badass diamond covered bong so i smoked a shitload of bud so i was trippin out...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

and the cops came up to me and asked if i killed this guy, and i was like wait one sec....gave him a hit of my bong and hes like what oh well give me some of that and ur free to go, so i gave him the tinyist bowl ive ever gaven and he was off then i....

[Belleza]

got me some cranberry juice but i saw a kangaroo rolling a blunt but he wasn't doing it right...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

so i stepped over next to him and was like HEY! but then he kicked me in my head so i was like....

[Belleza]

"u ass!" then he started crying and asked me to breast feed his one legged pony...

[slipnslide087]

a small pony....not big...just a small, quaint,....little little pony. with one leg. small pony.....

[Bro DZ]

Just as George Carlin himself crawled like freakin spider-man out from under the single largest purple mushroom in existence

[chix4bud]

then he shimmied into his batmobile,lit up a big fattie,then proceeded to whip out his cell phone and call......................