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[Funken Monken]

I found myself incapable of using spoons, and all the things in my pockets that were once straighht had now gone curly. Seeing a angry mob of boild eggs on the horizon, I thought it about time that I.......

[robert42]

lifted my left leg up doped my pants and dropped a load it stank so i scooped it up put it close to my nose opened my mouth and............................

[confused]

blew on it but to my amazment it started to gloww and turn into loads of reely big....

[crystal clear pepsi]

...cum wads which i have to my landlord in case i was on vacation next month when the rent was due, now as it gets dark i smoke 50 joints and try to think about a life that so dosent closely resemble hell so i now i sleep and wait for tommrow to cum, dsdamn its morningand i dont know ehere i am , i look around me and i find taht i .....

[confused]

have grown 2 heads in the night i look at the other head and my blood chills i scream and close my eyes hoping its a dream because the head next to me is the head of.....

[Funken Monken]

...inventor and jet-age pioneer, Sir Frank Whittle. And not only is it his head, its his body, and the first in his line of experiments that evetually went on to help the allies win the war. But it was a simple experiment, and it easily allowed for....

[slipnslide087]

bryan boytano, so i reach in between my matresses and pull out my .38, and without hesistation i point it to his stupid fucking head and then he blurts out.....

[slipnslide087]

FUCKED UP-----i will try again later as it gets longer im pissed.

[Alwaysstoned]

me 2 find out the difference between mouve and purple ....

[robert42]

and wonder the streets of pee wee herman town but then i heard on the news that Bin Laden was found dead!! yes dead he was found at micheal barrymoores house they said he was a suicide BUMMER! So i ran and ran to see...................................