My Labcorp experience...

[bogus420]

I had to go to labcorp for a pre employment ua on the 12th of dec, the very next day the job service called and said the lab couldn't test my sample because it was too "fluid", asked me to go and take another so i did on the 20th, today the 26th the job service called and said i was to start work tomorrow, didn't ask about the results of course, then 20 minutes before the testing place closes they call back and tell me my sample was "too diluted", and if i could make it in time for a hair test?? wtf?.

I smoked half a j on Halloween, and 3 good hits on the 13th of dec. before oct 31 i might smoke 2-3 hits a month if that. I've taken 100s of tests (ua), and never tested pos or needed to take anything at all.

I did drink alot of water before the dec 12th test, but not before the dec 20th one. never been to labcorp before why are they screwing me up?

I'm thinking of telling them i dont want to take a hair test and tell them its cause i smoked on halloween. and ask for another ua... any suggestions?

did a home test before my 2nd ua and i was clean...btw I'm 160lbs 5'7", fast metabolism, and don't take anything else but cigarettes, maybe a line 4-5 mos ago.
thanks

bogus420 Reviewed by bogus420 on 12-27-2007. My Labcorp experience... I had to go to labcorp for a pre employment ua on the 12th of dec, the very next day the job service called and said the lab couldn't test my sample because it was too "fluid", asked me to go and take another so i did on the 20th, today the 26th the job service called and said i was to start work tomorrow, didn't ask about the results of course, then 20 minutes before the testing place closes they call back and tell me my sample was "too diluted", and if i could make it in time for a hair Rating: 5

[killerweed420]

How much fluids did you drink before the UA's?
I think I would just ask for another UA and pickup some Quickfix and just sub. Fuckem.
These negetive dillute's are so unscientific. I bet if I drank as much fluids as I'm supposed to I'd get a negetive dillute.

[bogus420]

first test i drank alot ( 2-3 gal)the night before then in morn from 9till 3 about 2 gal, peeing every 10 min or so, tested at 3. second one alot the night before(1-2 gal), then next morn, half gal from 9 till 12, test at 2 ?

ive taken all my uas through the years that way, never had a prob till now, now i look guilty of something. shouldn't need to cheat, only took a couple of hits and it was 8 days later...aint doing a hair test though, up till 3 months ago i dabbled alot more frequently.

[killerweed420]

Yeah you drank too much. Do about 40 ounces or so the morning of the test. Read the dillution sticky. A lot of people have passed using it. I don't bother anymore. I just sub. Its so much easier and less stress.