getting food while high

[kryp2nite]

i think its the most funniest crap in the world..

i was at subway once and they have this thing where on certain days of the week they have daily specials, so you save like 50 cents on a sub, and its a different sub everyday..

so i go, and i thought that it was thursday so i order a six inch italian bmt and a meduim drink.. and then they asked me what i wanted on it... and let me tell you.. ive never strained my brain sooo much trying to remember what i get.. it took me at least a good minute just to tell the guy lettuce tomato mayo and pickles.

then i finnally get my food and im at the cash register, and noticed that they charged me regular price.. and i was like.. umm i got the daily special.. and hes like, no you didnt.. and im like, yeah, i got the italian bmt.. and hes like, im well aware of that sir, but today is wednesday.. and i felt soo stupid after that, so i just walk to my table.

i take the first three bites and i swear im in heaven.. then im like, this would be perfect if i had a drink.. then i remember that i ordered one, and i yelled, holy fuck! my drink!.. not realizing that everyone would hear me.. so i go back up and tell them i forgot to get my cup and they give one to me. and i continue enjoying my sub.

ehh.. it seemed alot funnier when i was baked.

kryp2nite Reviewed by kryp2nite on 12-24-2007. getting food while high i think its the most funniest crap in the world.. i was at subway once and they have this thing where on certain days of the week they have daily specials, so you save like 50 cents on a sub, and its a different sub everyday.. so i go, and i thought that it was thursday so i order a six inch italian bmt and a meduim drink.. and then they asked me what i wanted on it... and let me tell you.. ive never strained my brain sooo much trying to remember what i get.. it took me at least a good Rating: 5

[matthiasj]

lol

[Reefer Rogue]

I like the meatball sub and the ham and turkey =]

[4.2O]

everyone knows that 4 items ordered off of the dollar menu will make your bill $4.20

:thumbsup:

[NinjaToke]

maybe where you live but here it would be like uhhh 4.33? texas = 8.25% tax =(

[DaZeDShAdOw]

mmm sub sounds good right now lol........philly steak and cheese sub with peppers, onions, tomatoes mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm. I love some subway.

[Sounds good to me]

Heh ordering food when baked is so much fun but so hard.

A few nights ago i rolled my first tulip, we smoked it along with a few others J's and then missioned it to a local mini super market, i was to wrecked to pay so i gave my friend my card and just said go nuts.
We must have looked like idiots randomly raving on about how much we love food, bursting into fits of laughter and filling up 2 shoping baskets full of munch.

We ended up spending near on £30 on munchables.

I would have a picture of the munch we bought but my phone is being "mega cool" right now.

[Barney Trouble]

I usually grab cereal or tostitos when im at home....along with any leftover food laying around. I think raisen bran when your stoned is absolute insanity how good it is.

[jagarr]

leftover chinese when im stoned does something serious to my forbidden zones. a bowl of chicken n broccoli gears me up for a legitimate unsheath and beat session. im so weird.

[bobthenuker]

That was fucking hilarious man b/c that shit happens to me all the time...the talking out loud at restaurants parts i mean..