Thanks for all the fast help guys, it's appreciated.
I managed to get a hold of the kid who had the internship last year; do drug test prior to hiring and it's a urine.

time to start exercising and eating well...

fuck me and my stupidness. but it's my fault; so that's life.

thanks again all of you guys though; I was really impressed with kindness and such. I guess i'll post back and tell ya'll how it goes.