Im calling bullshit. I am pretty sure thats the story on how it got started, but I dont think it was your clan. And I thought it was another game.. counterstrike or something.


When I was in first and second grade, my elementary school bathroom had no stall walls. It was just a row of urinals on one side, and a row of toilets on the wall on the other side. I always avoided shitting there for this reason. Well... one day I just couldnt do it, and was forced to shit there. Of course, according to Murphy and his fucked up law, a group of about 6 or so older kids(this is Southeast D.C., mind you, the murder capital of the world at the time) walked in. Of course I was the first thing they saw, a little white kid shitting his brains out, and they thought it was the funniest fuckin thing in the world. The fact that there was no toilet paper probably struck them as an additional bit of comedy. So yeah, there was no toilet paper, and I had to pull my pants up and deal with it. One of the most miserable days of my life.