Heidi Fleiss? He obviously has issues. You don't ask Heidi Fleiss to marry you....

It must really suck to get caught when you're in the public eye, because then everyone knows about it.

Prosthetic penis?
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . Movie star busted faking test http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&e=2&u=/eo/15910 Did they catch him because his pee wasn't the right temperature, or because his plastic wazoo wasn't more-sized for Sizemore? :) Tom Sizemore Jailed Fri Feb 11,12:00 PM ET By Sarah Hall Rating: 5