Dear Al Qaeda,

Why are your penises SOO much smaller than ours?

*FedEx guy knocks on door

KA_BOOM!

"....but I guess that it comes, with the territory. An ominous landscape of, never-ending calamities'' -Incubus 'Pardon Me'
Chronisseur Reviewed by Chronisseur on . Al-Qaeda invites online questions An internet message reportedly from al-Qaeda has issued an open offer to people to submit questions online for Osama bin Laden's deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri. People are invited to pose questions to Mr Zawahiri in writing via two websites before 16 January. Both media organisations and individuals can take part, a statement on an Islamist website said. The statement, the authenticity could not be verified, asks media groups to identify themselves and said queries will be sent without any Rating: 5