Yes there is such a thing as good schwagg. It's been years since I've come across any and from what I remember it was more along the lines of some really killer shit, that was old, dry, and seedy as hell. Therefore it was sold as schwagg. Fucked you up real good, burnt up pretty quick and was a major pain in the ass to clean because of the seeds. Can't remember off hand what I used to pay, but I know it was dirt cheap.

Thing is, it was rare. You might get that and then 10 batches of crappy old schwagg in a row before coming across good stuff again.