Over a lifetime, The average person spends

[dragonrider]

5 years waiting in line,

6 years eating

2 years playing phone tag

1 year looking for stuff you've lost,

and 6 months waiting at red lights


Makings me wonder how long the average stoner spends smoking reefer. Any guesses??

You have to be a multi-tasker to maximize your time. For example, if you simultaneously smoked pot while waiting in line, eating, playing phone tag, looking for stuff you've lost, and waiting at red lights, you could squeeze in an extra 14.5 years of pot smoking. Combine that with your time exclusinvely dedicated to pot smoking, and you've probably got a quarter century or so of smoking. Good job, multi-tasker!

dragonrider Reviewed by dragonrider on 12-21-2007. Over a lifetime, The average person spends 5 years waiting in line, 6 years eating 2 years playing phone tag 1 year looking for stuff you've lost, and 6 months waiting at red lights Rating: 5