Over a lifetime, The average person spends

[LazySmoking420]

5 years waiting in line,

6 years eating

2 years playing phone tag

1 year looking for stuff you've lost,

and 6 months waiting at red lights


Makings me wonder how long the average stoner spends smoking reefer. Any guesses??

LazySmoking420 Reviewed by LazySmoking420 on 12-20-2007. Over a lifetime, The average person spends 5 years waiting in line, 6 years eating 2 years playing phone tag 1 year looking for stuff you've lost, and 6 months waiting at red lights Rating: 5

[geonagual]

I would say 25 years

[crudemood]

the word average is so vague, which makes me think of philosophical ideas regarding what average REALLY means to certain people and blah blah.. which i dont want to discuss. lol the end.

[birdgirl73]

I suspect it depends on the stoner and how much he smokes.

I know for a fact that, when he gets to the end of his lifetime, my husband will have spent more like 10-12 years eating instead of 6. That man can eat. He's probably spent about 8 years thinking about sex, but I can't be sure.

I also know that when I get to the end of my life, because I tend to be the opposite of organized, I will have spent more like 3 years looking for stuff I've lost.

[PackAnotherBowl]

^Exactly...depends on the stoner and how much he tokes.

[Spellbound]

And the average person spends 16 hours having sex in their lifetime.

[ToDrunkToFish]

Think ive already spent 6 years eating. And im 19 LOL. Fucking red lights.

Wonder how many years of my life was spent takin a deuce?

[LIP]

The "average" English person will handle over a million pounds sterling in a life time.

[dragonrider]

5 years waiting in line,

6 years eating

2 years playing phone tag

1 year looking for stuff you've lost,

and 6 months waiting at red lights


Makings me wonder how long the average stoner spends smoking reefer. Any guesses??

You have to be a multi-tasker to maximize your time. For example, if you simultaneously smoked pot while waiting in line, eating, playing phone tag, looking for stuff you've lost, and waiting at red lights, you could squeeze in an extra 14.5 years of pot smoking. Combine that with your time exclusinvely dedicated to pot smoking, and you've probably got a quarter century or so of smoking. Good job, multi-tasker!