of course i am but dude science isnt real
you just got hit a joint and take a walk outside to figure that one out

but i dont mean a fungus-like bacteria that creeps around
we are bacteria, in that we act as bacteria

think about it. (most of this theory from joe rogan)
bacteria reproduces-its main goal in life
and it just keeps growing
and its never alone
if its alone it eventually dies out
people cant be alone either, we must be around other people
we need family and friends
when people are bad they go to jail, away from other people to be lonely as punishment
but even in jail we arent alone

if you become truely alone you become sad, lonely, depressed
and want to kill yourself

bacteria, when attacked, becomes stronger and more immune to what tried to harm it.
as do we.

if you were a completely other life-form flying over Earth that is all we would be seen as
a bacteria like species crawling around the earth , growing bigger and bigger

until we cover this earth and must move on to a new planet