Two-Cow Philosophy of Politics ...

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RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have
42 cows. You count them again and then you have 12 cows. You produce your
tenth 5-year plan in the last 3 months. The Mafia shows up and takes over
however many cows you really have.

I like this version of the Russian corp.: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

foodsy Reviewed by foodsy on 12-27-2007. Two-Cow Philosophy of Politics ... Enjoy: :) The "Two Cow" Philosophy - Defining Political Differences DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Rating: 5