Here's another one LOL:

THATCHERISM: You only have one cow, and she's called Maggie hahahaha...
McLeodGanja Reviewed by McLeodGanja on . Two-Cow Philosophy of Politics ... Enjoy: :) The "Two Cow" Philosophy - Defining Political Differences DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Rating: 5