Quote Originally Posted by sarah louise
A vermiculture consultant was called in and she has found the worms are in excellent health and breeding happily.
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This is why I get stoned before reading the news
That's hilarious. 'Breeding happily'... I understand breeding status as a measure of invertebrate health, but HAPPILY? Did she hear moans and giggles?

Goodness. What next? Stoned indeed!