So I read the thread title and saw that it was up to 2 pages and just thought, "wow, only on this forum"... you guys are awesome when it comes to entertainment and sharing stories

I've burned through a fair amount of articles of clothing with cherries from cigarettes... I tend to accidently stick them into the ceiling or the window glass of the car instead of out through the opening when i'm smoking and driving. I want to hear a story of someone whose underwear actually caught fire, like full-on flames, that would be amazing...

Last winter me and a few friends were at a buddy's house out in the garage drinkin and tokin' with my glass bong and S, we'll call him S, decided to be a dumbass and laugh with his mouth on the piece, sending the slider flying out about 5 feet and breaking to pieces. It was funny but at the same time that was our last big cone and now it was full of broken glass with nothing else to smoke it in. So I put my green from then on in either joints or bowls with big sides so that accidents don't happen (woot I love SoaD). I even worked on a prototype pipe once that looked sort of like a miniature bacon fryer, where the bottom was just a screen and a screen snapped on top, so no weed was lost from accidental tipping or dropping, but it ended up being cool more because it could be lit from underneath.

I also almost set my cat on fire once by accident from a dropped ember, she wasn't too happy about that. Please be nice to your animals!