When I was in India one time a small boulder fell out of the top of the chillum I was smoking. At the time I was wearing nothing down below apart from a pair of thin skater pants made of microfibre, which don't really stand up very well to hot rocks. Fucking hell it barely touched me trousers, went right through them and landed on my right bollock, causing a great deal of consternation and amusement to all around.