Actually wow LIP something we've done together. We were playing football (American). And I got the football and was runnin down the field. This time I guess the only way to tackle me was to grab my shorts and boxers and rip them to all hell. Since my ass was hangin out we took a 'halftime' since we're all outa shape and smokin fiends.

I had a bunch of threads and I needed to either tie myself up or somhow fix it. A friend thought he would help by meltin away part of my boxers to tie it up. So he took his lighter, set it up against the end of the thread hangin down and instead of meltin. WHOOSH just crawls all the way up to the rest of the boxers.

Im glad I had snow to sit on almost right away or I coulda lost a nut!
ToDrunkToFish Reviewed by ToDrunkToFish on . Have you ever set your underwear on fire? Well, i've set myself on fire many times - the funniest was when i was in primary school. We'd gone on a trip to the secondry school and we were having a science lesson. We made paper houses and then set them on fire and i was pissing about like usual while it was on fire, and dropped it on my groin and left it coz i wasnt paying attention. It set the bottom of my untucked shirt on fire, and burnt a hole in my trousers and started them smouldering. When i looked down i jumped up and my mate Rating: 5