I've set my roof, then consequentially my pants on fire. Me and a bunch of friends were sitting out on my roof being jackasses and setting off fire works. So we set off a few of the tiny circular ones that spin and catch air because of it. Two of them shot off into the gutter and set a few of the leaves and cedar shingles on fire. I went to stomp it out and ended up setting my pants ablaze, was an interesting evening.

I've also lit my hair on fire. I have REALLY curly hair, and sometimes when I let it get long it gets frizzy. So I was smokin a bowl with my friends and I hadn't cut my hair in a while and suddenly I hear this snapping and fizzing suddenly I realize that the left side of my bangs is a fucking fire ball. Thank god I had a towel near me.