Well, i've set myself on fire many times - the funniest was when i was in primary school. We'd gone on a trip to the secondry school and we were having a science lesson. We made paper houses and then set them on fire [i dont know the purpose of this, maybe it was just to get us into the pyro frame of mind, but i didnt need any help with that haha!] and i was pissing about like usual while it was on fire, and dropped it on my groin and left it coz i wasnt paying attention. It set the bottom of my untucked shirt on fire, and burnt a hole in my trousers and started them smouldering. When i looked down i jumped up and my mate Nathan ran over and jumped on my balls to put me out.

And i've just dropped a joint on my lap without realising and it's burnt a hole in my boxers. I just felt it getting hotter and hotter and smelt burning material and burning hair, looked down and i was burning! So i've burnt a hole in my boxers and singed my pubic hair haha. Thats what gave me the idea for this thread - it's pretty fucked so i aint expecting many replies haha! Unless it's a common thing for stoners to set their underwear ablaze!

In the words of Serj Tankian "Accidents Happen!" [Kill rock n'roll]

I hope that all made sense, im fucking blitzed. And i've got a FUCKING headache thats putting me in a bad mood. AND i broke my damn DVD-rom drive, snapped it while it was out with my damn knee.

Shitty Tiny computer, what a lump of shit. No wonder they went bankrupt. Arseholes!

Shit, this turned into a rant.
LIP Reviewed by LIP on . Have you ever set your underwear on fire? Well, i've set myself on fire many times - the funniest was when i was in primary school. We'd gone on a trip to the secondry school and we were having a science lesson. We made paper houses and then set them on fire and i was pissing about like usual while it was on fire, and dropped it on my groin and left it coz i wasnt paying attention. It set the bottom of my untucked shirt on fire, and burnt a hole in my trousers and started them smouldering. When i looked down i jumped up and my mate Rating: 5