If you jerk off, you'll get hair on your palms!

STOP THAT! DO YOU WANT TO GO BLIND!

Is Tweety Bird a boy or girl?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Remember that kid, Mikey from the Life Cereal commercials? He died from eating Pop Rocks and Pepsi.

Mentos & Coke react voilently.

Jews don't eat Ham. Ham taste good! Bacon tastes good! Sewer rat may taste like punkin pie, but I wouldn't know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy muthafucker.

When you swollow gum, it stays in your colon for 54 years.

A vagina is only 8" deep.

I like turtles.

This fucking weed ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!